wise words and overheard funnies

wise words:

We are all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.  – Anonymous

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.  – Margaret Mead

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

overheard funnies:

“I don’t buy small clothes. I just grow into them.” – Anonymous

“I just want to wear a t-shirt and be drifter.” – Anonymous

 

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